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Joke-central.com is a site that is all about jokes for people who love jokes.
People have been telling jokes from way back when. One of the earliest jokes is
Why did the chicken cross the road? Today the jokes have definitely evolved. This
site offers the very best jokes. There are Blonde Jokes, Little Johnny , Redneck
Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes, Men Jokes, One Liners and Elephant Jokes and Light Bulb
Jokes.
Everyone loves a good joke and this site can help you bring a fresh new joke
everyday to school or to work. There are other links like a link to joke central,
reflective greetings, Darwin Awards, Top Funny Lists and Funny Pictures. This
site has it all. You can even bookmark this right form the home page. A great
example of what you can expect to find on this site , this is a great blonde
joke:
Paint the Porch.
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she
decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handy woman.
She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the
door. She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied, "Well,
actually, we need the porch painted-how much do you want?" Julie said she
felt $50 was fair. He replied, "OK, the ladder, paint, and other tools
you need are in the garage." When the man closed the door, his wife, who
had overheard the conversation asked him, "$50?!? Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She
must have, she was standing right on it." About 45 minutes later, the doorbell
rings again, and the man is surprised to find Julie there. She tells him that
she's done, and states that she even had enough paint to do two coats. As the
man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says, "Oh, and by the
way, that isn't a Porch it's a Ferrari."
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